Sponge bath it is.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
