; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
