You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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