I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
