2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Randomize