He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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