Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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