so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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