I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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