jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The beer is more important than you right now.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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