i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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