is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Come see our sink grown plant.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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