Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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