You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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