i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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