If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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