Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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