before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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