I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
