Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
