this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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