there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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