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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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