It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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