You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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