stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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