ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
