end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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