I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
