can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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