Me too!
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Enjoy the penises
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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