Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
