I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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