I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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