everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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