were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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