another moral hangover. fuck.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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