I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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