I need to stop coming to work sober
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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