Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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