All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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