i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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