Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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