I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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