as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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