return my video game
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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