I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
