They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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