I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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