I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't put those talents on a resume
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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