i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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