I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
false alarm, still single
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