so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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