The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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