ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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