On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm really busy with my period
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