You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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