Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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