So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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