I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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